Androids and Ice Hobos
If I overdose on vitamin gummies, I want this on my tombstone. Better yet, I want an after school special about it; “hey kids, eat your vitamins, but not too many!” My body literally became so strong it exploded.

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

Having a skype call with your best friend

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

traceexcalibur:

wecansexy:

sometimes i remember 

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and i cant stop laughing to myself

my favourite line comes right after that

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shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
zodiacsociety:


How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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xdraws:

thirdsplit said: That’s fucking impressive. When did being colorblind become an issue and did it surprise you or were you used to it by then?

Hah, thanks. Funnily enough it’s never been a huge issue to anyone but me. I never lost color vision, so I don’t really know what I’m missing….

thenimbus:

rainboo-ashe:

I’M UNCOMFORTABLE

This hurts me

thenimbus:

rainboo-ashe:

I’M UNCOMFORTABLE

This hurts me

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?